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--- Could it be that historically conservative Republican voters have already recognized the errors of their previous votes and changed directions to support the "Liberal Agenda?" After all, Dennis Hastert's historically right-wing district just elected one of us in the replacement election! —Disingenuous DemocRATS
--- We voted for Hillary before we voted against her. —Rush Limbaugh Republicans
--- Shouldn’t it take more than a whim to switch parties in a primary election? Maybe we should just publish their names. —Bored of Elections
--- Higher taxes for my Failed Cincinnati Public $chools was just another big benefit from all those cross-over votes. —Mrs. Buckwheat
--- In November, Cross-over Republicans can still vote for McCain and vote for me too. —Ditzy DemocRAT Icky Vicky Wulsin (Millionaire-Indian Hill)
--- My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join with me as we try to change it." —Barack Obama
--- According to the Columbus Dispatch, last Tuesday's election proved no need for changes urged by Ohio 's Deranged DemocRAT Secretary of State Jennifer Brunner. —Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders
--- Will Odd Todd Opportune embarrass himself when he tries to throw out the first pitch at Opening Day like I did last year? — Cincinnati’s Dainty DemocRAT Mayor Mark Mallory
--- With only 238 more days till this year’s elections in November, we’re beginning to wonder if this is the year when Hamilton County turns “Blue,” and so will Ohio . —Fishwrappers just beginning to catch on
--- That’s only 34 weeks. When will somebody start running some negative attack ads? —Greedy TV Ad Salesmen
--- Exactly how long has The Blower been demanding that I resign in disgrace? —Failed Temporary Hamilton County RINO Party Boss George Vincent
--- I’m ready to call the play-by-play: he’s outta here. He’s waaaayyy outta here! —Ken Broo
---On this date in 1942, Mac Arthur left Corregidor . —Hurley the Historian
--- We hope Vincent doesn’t say “I shall return” like Mac Arthur did. —Your Quote for Today Committee
--- Should I act surprised at tonight’s Central Committee Meeting if somebody nominates me to take over the party? —Judge Alex Triantafilou (pronounced “Alex”)
--- Deters and Portman promised I still get to be the Official Party Spokesman. —WLW Hate Radio Trash Talker Bill Cunningham
--- Now that elections are over in Ohio , maybe I can start covering the Primaries in Northern Kentucky . — Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo
--- Me too. —Patsy Crowley
--- Covington workers might’ve gotten the City streets cleaned off if they had skipped the streets in the city of KENTON VALE and the Huntington Bank parking lot at 36th Street and Decoursey. — Covington City Mangler Jay Faucet
--- Some of the people featured in the latest cyber edition of This Week in Kenton County Circuit Court don’t look too happy. —Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E. Rob Sanders
--- Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane and the guys on our Flashlight Theatre Music Video don’t look a whole lot better. —Mischievous Mike Sadouskas
--- You know you’re in for trouble when you can’t even get your own party to support your agenda. —Steve Beshear
--- Legislation to make the Corvette the official state car belongs on the same list as making cornhole the official state game, burgoo the official state dish, and Kentucky Fried Chicken the state's official picnic food. —Members of the DemocRAT-controlled House
--- Please stop asking if I really introduced my old boss “BeanBall Jim” Bunning by telling the audience he set a Major League record by hitting 187 batters. —Rick “The BatBoy” Robinson
--- Has anybody noticed how much better our web site is since we went out of business? —NoKY ComPost
--- Don’t forget our big holiday is still scheduled for March 15. —Political Backstabbers
--- Remember to get drunk here on St. Patrick’s Day on March 17. —Mainstrasse Bars
--- And every guy I know plans to celebrate BB&BJ Day on March 20. —Bobby Leach
--- What happened to all the clocks? —TV 19 News
Sometimes The Blower ridicules resigning Republican Party bosses to show that abandoning your party’s principles is not appropriate in our society. This should be clear to anybody who isn't a Republican in Name Only.
--- We hope Vincent doesn’t say “I shall return” like Mac Arthur did. —Your Quote for Today Committee
--- Should I act surprised at tonight’s Central Committee Meeting if somebody nominates me to take over the party? —Judge Alex Triantafilou (pronounced “Alex”)
--- Deters and Portman promised I still get to be the Official Party Spokesman. —WLW Hate Radio Trash Talker Bill Cunningham
--- Now that elections are over in Ohio , maybe I can start covering the Primaries in Northern Kentucky . — Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo
--- Me too. —Patsy Crowley
--- Covington workers might’ve gotten the City streets cleaned off if they had skipped the streets in the city of KENTON VALE and the Huntington Bank parking lot at 36th Street and Decoursey. — Covington City Mangler Jay Faucet
--- Some of the people featured in the latest cyber edition of This Week in Kenton County Circuit Court don’t look too happy. —Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E. Rob Sanders
--- Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane and the guys on our Flashlight Theatre Music Video don’t look a whole lot better. —Mischievous Mike Sadouskas
--- You know you’re in for trouble when you can’t even get your own party to support your agenda. —Steve Beshear
--- Legislation to make the Corvette the official state car belongs on the same list as making cornhole the official state game, burgoo the official state dish, and Kentucky Fried Chicken the state's official picnic food. —Members of the DemocRAT-controlled House
--- Please stop asking if I really introduced my old boss “BeanBall Jim” Bunning by telling the audience he set a Major League record by hitting 187 batters. —Rick “The BatBoy” Robinson
--- Has anybody noticed how much better our web site is since we went out of business? —NoKY ComPost
--- Don’t forget our big holiday is still scheduled for March 15. —Political Backstabbers
--- Remember to get drunk here on St. Patrick’s Day on March 17. —Mainstrasse Bars
--- And every guy I know plans to celebrate BB&BJ Day on March 20. —Bobby Leach
--- What happened to all the clocks? —TV 19 News
Sometimes The Blower ridicules resigning Republican Party bosses to show that abandoning your party’s principles is not appropriate in our society. This should be clear to anybody who isn't a Republican in Name Only.
Disclaimer: This publication is a work of fiction. Any similarity to persons living or dead without satirical intent is purely coincidental, especially “ George Vincent.”
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